Wednesday, March 09, 2005

who in this world would...

who in this world would...
...splash his shit all over the toilet cubicle because it's so urgent he can't hold it in any longer?
...want to push the grand piano in LT2 off the rooftop in school, along with his burnt notes and burnt uniform?
...dig his nose in the bus and fiddle with it and threaten to flick it onto his wife, thinking that noone saw him?
...get smacked in the face so hard that his specs got stuck to his face & he had to go to the clinic to get it removed?
...pee from the seventh floor of parkway parade onto the pavement full of people below?
...pee into an empty bottle in the bus along a malaysian highway, only to have his captain drink from the same bottle later?
...say that he honestly wants to help others during medicine interview only to be asked, "Would you consider becoming a nurse?"
...start rubbing lubricating gel on another person's arms and say that it actually felt good?
...burn his own hair when trying to show how dangerous fire can be?
...have a 2m long dick?

I know who.

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